Together, at one of England’s most historic pubs, the trio discuss the merits of monarchy, re-enchantment, the causes and consequences of the abuse crisis in the Church, declining birthrates, GK Chesterton, and animal-centric sentimentalism.
If the ‘M’ word is uttered, the malefactor’s hearers often reply: “So, you want to be a lord or something? If we had a monarchy again, you’d be nothing!” My favourite response: “What makes you think I’m something now? Do you think the chancellor cares if you or I live or die?”
