The British taxpayers pay £480 million for increased French border patrols along the Channel, yet 20% fewer illegal migrants were stopped this year before making their way to the UK.

“A sick joke to enable mentally ill cheaters to humiliate women,” women’s advocate Riley Gaines said after a biological male—thanks to Canada’s woke policies—bested all female competitors by over 200 kilograms.

Instead of ending up in Fiji to discuss environmentalism, the German foreign minister spent 50 hours getting from Berlin to Berlin, dumping 160 tons of jet fuel into the atmosphere in the meantime.

100,000 U.S. troops are now stationed in Europe, Kirby announced, adding that the White House is “watching what’s going on in Belarus very, very closely.”

Kyiv reacted with fury, Moscow with smug glee, while NATO scrambled to correct a statement made by a senior official and reassure Ukraine of its support for territorial integrity.

OSF might prepare for strategic restructuring and a 40% workforce cutback, but “we only truly believe that the occupying troops are leaving the continent when the last Soros soldier has left,” Balázs Orbán, the Hungarian PM’s political director said.

Authorities suspect the mine broke off from the coast of Odesa by accident, but some believe it could have been part of a Russian intimidation tactic after the collapse of the Ukraine Grain Deal.

The German government is reportedly exploring ways to send long-range weapons to Ukraine, even though the majority of the population is against continued arms exports.

Along with migrant relocations, voters will decide the fate of the border fence as well.

“The EPP is the party of traitors” who almost always vote with the leftists, Rodrigo Ballester said, warning that conservative votes for the European center-right are “lost in translation.”

Meta will face daily fines of $100,000 if it continues to show Norwegians personalized ads based on their search history or location.

The local GOP joined the steady growth among the political voices in the U.S. that demand the criminalization of mRNA technology “on behalf of the preservation of the human race.”